You can’t please all of the people all of the time, but Drew tries with internationally famous comedian (and smug motherfucker) Tom Rhodes.

 
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30 Comments

  • 1. BYC2J replies at 30th June 2008 um 10:37 am :

    theres nothing there

  • 2. thecoynemyster replies at 30th June 2008 um 10:39 am :

    yeah the embed player is absent

  • 3. diggz replies at 1st July 2008 um 1:44 am :

    It’s working for me…but maybe Ryan fixed something.

  • 4. Tom Rhodes' Smug Ass replies at 2nd July 2008 um 7:05 am :

    smug (smŭg)
    adj., smug·ger, smug·gest.
    Exhibiting or feeling great or offensive satisfaction with oneself or with one’s situation; self-righteously complacent: “Have you ever been to Germany? No? Well I have…TWICE!”

  • 5. BYC2J replies at 2nd July 2008 um 7:34 am :

    Band: Metallica

    Song Title: So What

  • 6. Tom Rhodes' Smug Ass replies at 2nd July 2008 um 9:05 am :

    Are you implying that Tom Rhodes reminded you of this song?

    “So What” by Metallica

    So fucking what!

    Well, I’ve been to Hastings and I’ve been to Brighton
    I’ve been to Eastbourne too
    So what, so what
    And I’ve been here, I’ve been there
    I’ve been every fucking where
    So what, so what
    So what, so what, you boring little cunt

    Well, who cares, who cares what you do
    Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

    Well, I’ve fucked the queen, I’ve fucked Bach
    I’ve even sucked an old man’s cock
    So what, so what
    And I’ve fucked a sheep, I’ve fucked a goat
    I rammed my cock right down its throat
    So what, so what
    So what, so what, you boring little fuck

    Well, who cares, who cares what you do
    And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

    And I’ve drunk that, I’ve drunk this
    I’ve spewed up on a pint of piss
    So what, so what
    I’ve had skag, I’ve had speed
    I’ve jacked up until I bleed
    So what, so what
    So what, so what, you boring little cunt

    Well, who cares, who cares what you do
    Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

    A-hahaha!

    Yeah!

    I’ve had crabs, I’ve had lice
    I’ve had the clap and that ain’t nice
    So what, so what
    I’ve fucked this, I’ve fucked that
    I’ve even fucked a school girl’s twat
    So what, so what
    So what, so what, you boring little fuck

    Well, who cares, who cares what you do
    And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

    So fucking what!
    Yeah

  • 7. BYC2J replies at 2nd July 2008 um 4:54 pm :

    er, um… yeah. something like that. It would remind me more of him if someone else kept trying to sing in the backround but he just kept stepping on them and singing over them.

  • 8. RicanGorilla replies at 2nd July 2008 um 10:30 pm :

    Great, looks like i picked a good time to step down from the show, i dont think i couldve handle the smugfest

  • 9. Diggz replies at 3rd July 2008 um 2:52 am :

    Apparently Jason the Drunk wasn’t the first to identify Rhodes’ smug-factor:

    Mr. Rhodes
    NBC, 8:30-9 P.M.

    Concept: A laid-back liberal teacher shakes up a conservative prep school. The Scoop: Scarcely known stand-up comic Tom Rhodes seems to have landed this show on the basis of his hair — a scraggly, Michael-Bolton-on-a-bender growth that is the object of way too many jokes in the pilot. This certainly does not faze Rhodes: ”I’m kind of biased and a little bit of a braggart, but I think it’s a hell of a show,” he says. ”It’s the Rolling Stones of sitcoms; we rock, we’re a tight little band. There’s one reason the Stones are still together, and it’s ’cause they jam!” Bottom Line: Well, Mr. Rhodes, if the show bombs — and your half-smug, half-smart-aleck teacher character looks to be the least likable fellow on a major network — you can always get work as a rock critic.

    http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,294114,00.html

  • 10. Ryan replies at 3rd July 2008 um 3:55 am :

    “So What” is a Ministry song off of A Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Taste 1989. I don’t mean to be smug but let’s give credit where it’s due.

  • 11. BYC2J replies at 3rd July 2008 um 7:39 am :

    Well… I feel sheepish. But, now I know. Thanks, Ryan.

  • 12. Pedro replies at 3rd July 2008 um 1:52 pm :

    Someone did some google searching.

  • 13. Pedro replies at 3rd July 2008 um 1:53 pm :

    looks like Someone did some google searching.

  • 14. Ryan replies at 3rd July 2008 um 6:11 pm :

    The only Google searching I did was the Google of my soul. Big Ministry fan as well as The Revolting Cocks and 1000 Homo DJ’s. Google THAT!

  • 15. samantha replies at 3rd July 2008 um 6:43 pm :

    Thats the Anti nowhere league - I have it LOL

  • 16. El Insider replies at 3rd July 2008 um 7:15 pm :

    That funny, my highschool death metal band name was Revolting Obnoxious Cocks…lead vocals motherfucker,now its a Folk/Metal group known as SpiKe

  • 17. thecoynemyster replies at 3rd July 2008 um 7:26 pm :

    My high school death metal band was actually named “Scarcely known stand-up comic Tom Rhodes”… A little long winded, I know, but so was he! ba-dum-cha! Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week.

  • 18. BYC2J replies at 3rd July 2008 um 9:46 pm :

    Well, its good to see that everyone has been using Jason The Drunk’s word of the week! hahah!

    Good times. There better be a show this sunday!

  • 19. mutantmo replies at 4th July 2008 um 4:01 am :

    Hey, Ryan did you catch ministry with meshuggah back in april? kudos to mentioning front 242 in past shows…

  • 20. Diggz replies at 4th July 2008 um 12:10 pm :

    I wonder who is more smug, Tom Rhodes or James Lipton?

  • 21. mutantmo replies at 4th July 2008 um 3:53 pm :

    I’m done with the smug.

  • 22. Not So Anonymous replies at 4th July 2008 um 6:29 pm :

    Is smugness close to doucheness?

    Im on “whatever” on the Tom Rhodes, good comic but i worked with him and found him to be a douche…but whatever, kinda sucks going from NBC show to performing at the Cougar Cave in Altamonte. I mean I guess I would be smug too if a podcast was interested in interviewing me or having me on, like Fred Willard said in “For your Consideration” Strike when the pot is cold

  • 23. BYC2J replies at 4th July 2008 um 7:59 pm :

    Happy 4th everyone.

  • 24. thecoynemyster replies at 5th July 2008 um 10:00 am :

    Yeah, I think I also reached full fledged “whatever” status with Tom Rhodes after listening to the full episode. Telling stories is kinda why he was there, but he stepped over a line when he bashed Make ‘Em Say Uhh (bastard!) and told that damned Rodney Dangerfield story after DRG wanted to end the show.

  • 25. Beef Cow replies at 5th July 2008 um 8:39 pm :

    I like Tom Rhodes he reminds me of the Miami Vice days, when Glenn Frey would sing “SMUGglers’ Blues”.

  • 26. Ryan replies at 6th July 2008 um 1:24 am :

    We may or may not be having a show tomorrow. If we do, it will be a Crew Show not a Drew Show, but we have some funny stuff lined up for you if we do.

  • 27. thecoynemyster replies at 6th July 2008 um 3:18 am :

    I’m all for a Crew Show, I think America is ready.

  • 28. Ryan replies at 6th July 2008 um 4:44 am :

    I don’t remember mentioning Front 242 in an earlier show, although I am a big fan of their MTV Unplugged episode.

  • 29. BYC2J replies at 6th July 2008 um 1:59 pm :

    yes… crew show… do it! I’ll be there!

  • 30. Mutantmo replies at 6th July 2008 um 10:04 pm :

    How the hell do you play synthesizers and samplers unplugged?

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