Im on “whatever” on the Tom Rhodes, good comic but i worked with him and found him to be a douche…but whatever, kinda sucks going from NBC show to performing at the Cougar Cave in Altamonte. I mean I guess I would be smug too if a podcast was interested in interviewing me or having me on, like Fred Willard said in “For your Consideration” Strike when the pot is cold

Good times. There better be a show this sunday!

Mr. Rhodes
NBC, 8:30-9 P.M.

Concept: A laid-back liberal teacher shakes up a conservative prep school. The Scoop: Scarcely known stand-up comic Tom Rhodes seems to have landed this show on the basis of his hair — a scraggly, Michael-Bolton-on-a-bender growth that is the object of way too many jokes in the pilot. This certainly does not faze Rhodes: ”I’m kind of biased and a little bit of a braggart, but I think it’s a hell of a show,” he says. ”It’s the Rolling Stones of sitcoms; we rock, we’re a tight little band. There’s one reason the Stones are still together, and it’s ’cause they jam!” Bottom Line: Well, Mr. Rhodes, if the show bombs — and your half-smug, half-smart-aleck teacher character looks to be the least likable fellow on a major network — you can always get work as a rock critic.

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,294114,00.html

“So What” by Metallica

So fucking what!

Well, I’ve been to Hastings and I’ve been to Brighton
I’ve been to Eastbourne too
So what, so what
And I’ve been here, I’ve been there
I’ve been every fucking where
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little cunt

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

Well, I’ve fucked the queen, I’ve fucked Bach
I’ve even sucked an old man’s cock
So what, so what
And I’ve fucked a sheep, I’ve fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

And I’ve drunk that, I’ve drunk this
I’ve spewed up on a pint of piss
So what, so what
I’ve had skag, I’ve had speed
I’ve jacked up until I bleed
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little cunt

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

A-hahaha!

Yeah!

I’ve had crabs, I’ve had lice
I’ve had the clap and that ain’t nice
So what, so what
I’ve fucked this, I’ve fucked that
I’ve even fucked a school girl’s twat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

So fucking what!
Yeah

Song Title: So What