Drew and Johnny make some of your favorite prank calls including Caulk calls, Black Pizza, Cop or Hooker, and Make ‘Em Say Uhh.
Drew and Johnny make some of your favorite prank calls including Caulk calls, Black Pizza, Cop or Hooker, and Make ‘Em Say Uhh.
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1. ybme2day replies at 29th October 2008 um 6:33 am :
Jesus, Maria, y Jose’!!!!!! i can’t beleive you got it up that quick! many thanks, Ryan! and good job salvaging the podcast! once again you prove why you are deserving of the title of: The Man.
Drew and Diggz, great show last night. the calls were priceless!!!!!!
2. Diggz replies at 29th October 2008 um 4:01 pm :
The whore wouldn’t say ELEPHANT! Buick Skylark my ass!
3. Mikey Tha Bull replies at 29th October 2008 um 5:08 pm :
i learned last night that whatever i do that i should not put an aftermarket sunroof on my prius or any car for that matter. sucks too, i like to use the skyhook to hit the parkway tolls
4. ybme2day replies at 29th October 2008 um 8:41 pm :
well, with a little PVC, high pressure tubing, and CO2 cartridges, i could help you make a coin-launching cannon. i bet that would be almost as amusing.
5. Clayton B. Coyne III replies at 29th October 2008 um 9:59 pm :
At least until you killed the person working the toll booth with a poorly aimed roll of pennies to the temple… Then it’d be fucking hilarious.
6. Mutantmo replies at 30th October 2008 um 3:09 am :
Lets fucking do this!
7. Ryan replies at 30th October 2008 um 5:05 am :
So, like the listeners to the after show already know, the main recording to the show was lost (no fingers pointed). This is why I was able to put the Podcast out so early. The main recording is done in tracks, so if Drew or Diggz or Guest or Caller is coming in weak (or hot) I can adjust their track individually. Since I lost the “track recording” I had no adjustments to make and was able (had no choice but) to put out the show as is. As it turns out, this show went pretty well, but other shows would have sucked if it weren’t for post editing with tracks. Viva La Drew Show!!!
8. Clayton B. Coyne III replies at 30th October 2008 um 8:46 am :
viva la Ryan
9. Diggz replies at 30th October 2008 um 1:33 pm :
I’d like to start pointing fingers. This is all the fault of Obama and his Marxist comrades. We were all fine with our own individual tracks until Obama came in and wanted to “spread the audio around”, merging all of the tracks into one big socialist track.
10. ybme2day replies at 30th October 2008 um 5:49 pm :
Diggz: HERE, HERE! HARUMPH!!!!!
and, Ryan, the recording came out tits. you are indeed, The Man.
MTB and Mutantmo, i really could build it. scary but true. and the reason that i don’t is because you would use it. but not before I would…………
11. Clayton B. Coyne III replies at 30th October 2008 um 6:03 pm :
I think mutantmo was commenting on the new podcast being up and not on you and MTB’s conversation. Mutantmo doesn’t care about any of us
12. Mikey Tha Bull replies at 30th October 2008 um 8:49 pm :
ybme, i still think you’re porno mike
13. Clayton B. Coyne III replies at 30th October 2008 um 9:51 pm :
Dude, JTD… “I guess if you put a hundred million monkeys in front of a hundred million pianos … eventually Porno Mike does something funny” was that funny on purpose (and therefore you deserve major props), or was it funny on accident (and therefore we need to stage an intervention for you alcohol consumption)?
14. ybme2day replies at 31st October 2008 um 5:56 am :
MTB, please stop projecting your fantasies onto me.
actually, i have a theory that Drew, Diggz, or Ryan are actually Porno Mike. and that he is an evil alter ego of formentioned individuals.
15. graham replies at 31st October 2008 um 12:50 pm :
so am i guilty? Well i’m afraid to say yes I am. Guilty of helping out a grass and guilty of being a dumbass for allowing this to happen.. Oops! Oh well, you live and learn!
16. Diggz replies at 31st October 2008 um 12:51 pm :
uh, what’s a grass and why were you helping it?
17. Diggz replies at 31st October 2008 um 12:53 pm :
And Ybme, I don’t think any of us has the time or the inclination to go through hours of porno tapes to find clips to play on our voicemail. I always assumed it was Mikey the Bull.
18. graham replies at 31st October 2008 um 12:58 pm :
ha, ha. That last comment makes me sound like some sort of mainstream drug dealer! Damn those informants!
19. graham replies at 31st October 2008 um 1:02 pm :
grass=informant=snitch.. I still dabble so a guy got something via me and then told everyone about it.. My fault totally but what a douche!
20. Diggz replies at 31st October 2008 um 1:16 pm :
JTD, I did like the fact that the million monkeys were at a million pianos and NOT a million typewriters. Nice.
21. Clayton B. Coyne III replies at 31st October 2008 um 3:40 pm :
Yeah, way to be creative JTD. And someone tell Porno Mike to stop endorsing the same presidential candidates as me, it’s making me feel dirty about my civic right to vote.
22. Ryan replies at 31st October 2008 um 8:12 pm :
Are you really supporting Bob Bar? That’s cool but I haven’t met anyone who was, not even Ron Paul supports that I know.
23. Clayton B. Coyne III replies at 31st October 2008 um 8:53 pm :
Yeah, I guess “supporting” is too strong of a word, “voting for” would be the more appropriate phrase. I don’t have signs or bumper stickers like I did for Paul. Speaking of which, I’ve seen more Barr signs than Obama signs here in Orange City, it feels like the twilight zone or something.
24. Ryan replies at 1st November 2008 um 3:56 am :
Orange City IS a Twilight Zone.
25. ybme2day replies at 1st November 2008 um 8:35 am :
more like: Children Of The Corn.
26. Clayton B. Coyne III replies at 1st November 2008 um 12:07 pm :
ZING!! Speaking of Twilight Zones (!?), are we going to have a super special Election Day edition of the Drew Show next week!?
27. BYC2J replies at 1st November 2008 um 7:02 pm :
Well, I’ll say this… If theres a drew show tuesday, I’ll stay home and we’ll go fourth with the “Answer Pants” show afterwards. But, if there is no drew show tuesday night, I’m gonna find the nearest pro-Obama bar and drink it up till I get arrested! lol. OBAMA 08!!!!
28. ybme2day replies at 2nd November 2008 um 10:44 am :
so, “pro-Obama bar”? im thinking pine hills? let me know. ill bring the ice cream truck and my handgun.
29. Clayton B. Coyne III replies at 2nd November 2008 um 10:50 am :
hahahahahahahahaha nicely done sir
30. ybme2day replies at 2nd November 2008 um 10:54 am :
remember to join tonight at 9: The JNC Show on stickam
31. BYC2J replies at 2nd November 2008 um 6:43 pm :
This week’s show was a good one. But, it was missing a few things… Ryan, Mikey Milardo, and The coynemyster. Still, some great calls and Diggz was his kickass self… So, I guess we need a replacement Ryan now???
32. Clayton B. Coyne III replies at 2nd November 2008 um 8:09 pm :
Replacement Ryan = Tom Rhodes
33. Clayton B. Coyne III replies at 2nd November 2008 um 9:18 pm :
blogtv.com/People/thecoynemyster is working for us tonight. whatever. Come watch our technical difficulties as JTD gets increasingly wasted and wields sharp, dangerous pirate swords. always a good combination!
34. Spuds replies at 3rd November 2008 um 2:15 am :
“Replacement Ryan = Tom Rhodes”
Is that a roundabout way of saying Ryan’s smug, or an ill-informed belief that Tom Rhodes is funny?
35. mutantmo replies at 3rd November 2008 um 2:36 am :
1. I would never want to launch coins. Beer money bra!
2. I care about each and every one of you! Negate any perception of sarcasm! Being apart of this rocks! Back to Fallout 3!
36. Ryan replies at 3rd November 2008 um 2:43 am :
Shit, sorry I missed it. Jason has my number, give a nigga a call before the next show.
37. Diggz replies at 3rd November 2008 um 2:45 am :
dammit…I logged into Stickam at about 9:30 and didn’t see you on there. I guess you were on BlogTV instead. Who’s running this show, anyway???
38. Ryan replies at 3rd November 2008 um 3:20 am :
With enough advanced notice, I’ll post it on the main page.
39. BYC2J replies at 3rd November 2008 um 7:34 am :
Diggz, this show is a Coynemyster and JTD production. lol. Ryan, I’ll let you know. FYI, the next show is tuesday night right after your show ends. Supposing there is one. (I really hope there is! or at least a crew show or diggz live.) As far as you posting it here on the drew show site, we’re honored, but, I think we aught to wait till we get a couple of problemb free episodes under our belt first. You know me, the shameless self promoter. We’ll start promoting it once we have something to promote.
40. ybme2day replies at 3rd November 2008 um 7:50 am :
i apologize for missing the show. due to some HARD partying friday and saturday night and my advanced age, (yes i know it is a run-on sentence), i felt compelled to sit that one out. i attempted to post this in the Stickam chat. i’m sure you are aware of the technical problems that prevented me to do so. i SINCERELY hope there is a special Election-Night Edition of The Drew Show. it would make the result postings more tolerable. and, MTB, no offense taken. i would have made it for you if you asked. thats how i roll……….and Tom Rhodes as replacement Ryan? i shudder at the thought of Mr. Rhodes having to be responsible for the upbringing of another human being as Ryan is.
even though i think he is a funny motherfucker.
41. BYC2J replies at 3rd November 2008 um 10:26 pm :
did we all forget to vote at podcast alley??? jeez!
42. Diggz replies at 4th November 2008 um 1:02 am :
Dammit!!! who’s running this show?
43. ybme2day replies at 4th November 2008 um 7:58 am :
I Voted. Did You?
Nader 08!!!
i really think he can pull it out this time.
Diggz, we know the inmates are running the asylum.
remmber, vote early. and often.
44. Clayton B. Coyne III replies at 4th November 2008 um 11:18 am :
I wrote in Tom Rhodes on my ballot…
45. Diggz replies at 4th November 2008 um 2:43 pm :
Ryan sent me a text. His schedule at work has changed so he won’t be able to do Tuesday nights anymore. I don’t know what that means other than we won’t be doing a show tonight. I’m going to be watching the election results at a friends house, and thinking about riding goats. If I can get my webcam back from Ryan (I accidentally left it there last week) I might do another Johnny Diggz Live later this week.
46. Diggz replies at 4th November 2008 um 2:46 pm :
My Lovely Goat
47. Clayton B. Coyne III replies at 4th November 2008 um 3:24 pm :
Diggz Live! Sweeeeeet. Also, me and Jason the Drunk = live tonight bitches. More specific details once we know what live streaming website won’t suck tonight!
48. BYC2J replies at 4th November 2008 um 6:53 pm :
Yeah… diggz, let me know and I’m there for the diggz live show! I am in as well!
and yes, we’re live tonight at 9
49. BYC2J replies at 4th November 2008 um 7:54 pm :
FYI add us at myspace.com/answerpants to find out when and where we’ll be live…. Clayton will now give you the link to the facebook page…. (LOL)
50. Clayton B. Coyne III replies at 4th November 2008 um 8:25 pm :
stickam.com/jncshow
live@9 my people.
51. BYC2J replies at 4th November 2008 um 11:54 pm :
best show we’ve done so far. LOVED the random interview with the hawaiian dude who just happened to have a ukelelee (sp?) on hand. great stuff… thats the kind of episode I wish we had recorded. good jokes, good interview, historic night… good times all around.
52. Clayton B. Coyne III replies at 5th November 2008 um 12:26 am :
Yeah, I’m way on the outside of the two-party system, but politics aside, I’ll admit it’s good to have a dude who can properly use the english language in the White House. Does he pronounce nuclear properly?
53. Clayton B. Coyne III replies at 5th November 2008 um 12:27 am :
And the Hawaiian dude in our Stickam show was fucking awesome. I would’ve recorded that video if we didn’t have such a ridiculous delay between the three of us.
54. Ryan replies at 5th November 2008 um 4:44 am :
Sorry I missed the show tonight (both). I was working my new schedule as Diggz mentioned. I started my dive at about 8 and when I came up for a new tank at about 10:30 Obama had pretty much won the election. This is the best I have felt in 8 years. The only thing that would have made it better is if Obama started his acceptance speech with “WHAT MOTHERFUCKER WHAT?” Hopefully we will have a show this weekend.
PS Diggz, I’ll try to get your cam to you tomorrow.
55. ybme2day replies at 5th November 2008 um 7:54 am :
i wish i could have stuck around for more of the show. i logged out then back in hoping to eliminate the technical problems with stickam. unfortunately i was never able to successfully load the page after that. perhaps there is a more reliable site/page that you guys could use? if you get those tech. gremlins behind you, i think the show is starting to take shape. and, besides, the wig was making my head itch………….
56. Clayton B. Coyne III replies at 5th November 2008 um 12:20 pm :
Yeah, damn tech gremlins. I hated that movie anyway. And make sure you keep an eye out for Johnny Diggz live everybody, it’s a damn good time.
57. BYC2J replies at 7th November 2008 um 7:52 am :
so… yeah…
58. Clayton B. Coyne III replies at 7th November 2008 um 10:21 am :
JTD just created the first ever awkward silence on an internet message board
59. Diggz replies at 7th November 2008 um 10:52 pm :
So here’s the scoop. We’re going to try to get together and do a show on Sunday night. Perhaps a Crew Show…depending on Drew’s availability. I still haven’t gotten over to Ryan’s to get my webcam, so Johnny Diggz Live will have to wait a few more days.
4-in-the-Awkward-Silence
60. Ryan replies at 8th November 2008 um 5:26 am :
I feel guilty that I have two camcorders, two USB web cams, and two internal webcams… and Johnny Diggz has none. Sorry.
61. ybme2day replies at 8th November 2008 um 7:13 am :
you should feel guilty. with all that equipment you could start up an online gay porn site. i know JTD would be interested. so would i.
62. samantha Jane replies at 8th November 2008 um 12:58 pm :
Did I hear Sunday mentioned!!!!!!!!
63. BYC2J replies at 8th November 2008 um 3:39 pm :
Meanwhile… Coynemyster and I are going live tonight @ 9
64. Clayton B. Coyne III replies at 8th November 2008 um 5:27 pm :
Meanwhile, at the Hall Of Justice!
65. Clayton B. Coyne III replies at 8th November 2008 um 5:27 pm :
(that was my obscure Superfriends reference for the day)
66. BYC2J replies at 8th November 2008 um 8:15 pm :
HAHA! Tonight’s show title: hall of justice
67. Diggz replies at 9th November 2008 um 3:37 am :
Yep. Crew Show 9pm.
68. ybme2day replies at 11th November 2008 um 7:08 am :
Answer Pants powers: ACTIVATE!!!!!
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